Then I realise that HE IS THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ON THE PLANET!!
Then I get scared.
For anybody who wants to keep a tab on how long is left until the the next American election please look below
Here is a friendly countdown to 04 Nov 2008 -
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We have had a couple of incidents of donations being stolen from the golak in our local Gurdwara (No, not the Giani's ;-)))). So the committee has decided to fit CCTV in the main hall.
Why ask the way to a village to which you will never go!
Original Punjabi will go here...
GMail is googles web based email service. It is currently gives users about 2.5 Gb.
Indira Gandhi is no relation to M D Gandhi. She got her surname because she wanted to get married to a Muslim man called something 'Khan'. Her father 'Nehru' didn't want to get her married to a Muslim man but she really wanted to get married to him. M D Gandhi stepped in and said that 'Nehru' should let Indira get married to Mr Khan but that he will give Indira his surname so that after married she would be known as 'Indira Gandhi' instead of having the perceived embarrassment of being called 'Indira Khan' after marriage. My dad calls her Indira Khan to this day.
This is quite easy to do.
Here is how it is done.
<!-- START Javascript function for countdown --><script type="text/javascript">
var HOURS_IN_DAY = 24;
var MINS_IN_HOUR = 60;
var SECS_IN_MIN = 60;
var DAY_FROM_MSEC = 1000/60/60/24;
var HOUR_FROM_MSEC = 1000/60/60;
var MIN_FROM_MSEC = 1000/60;
var SEC_FROM_MSEC = 1000;function countdown(yr, mn, dy, id)
{
if(document.getElementById(id))
{
// refer to the id
var div = document.getElementById(id);
var dtNow = new Date();
var dtFuture = new Date(yr, mn, dy);
var dtDiff = new Date();
dtDiff.setTime(dtFuture.getTime() - dtNow.getTime() );
var tmDay = Math.ceil(dtDiff/ 1000/60/60/24);
var tmHour = Math.ceil(dtDiff/ 1000/60/60);
tmHour1 = (HOURS_IN_DAY - 1) + (tmHour - tmDay * HOURS_IN_DAY);
var tmMin = Math.ceil(dtDiff/ 1000/60);
tmMin1 = (MINS_IN_HOUR - 1) + (tmMin - tmHour * MINS_IN_HOUR);
var tmSec = Math.ceil(dtDiff/ 1000);
tmSec1 = (SECS_IN_MIN - 1) + (tmSec - tmMin * SECS_IN_MIN);
div.innerHTML = tmDay + " day(s) " + tmHour1 + " hour(s) "
+ tmMin1 + " min(s) " + tmSec1 + " sec(s) ";
}
}
// Add the date that you want to countdown// Remember months start at zero i.e. 8 = September NOT August
// Example = 30th September 2006
// 'coundown' refers to the name we give to the <div> tag that will contain the coundown
// You can add multiple countdowns by adding copies of the below line and changing 'countdown1' for another name i.e. 'countdown2'setInterval("countdown('2006', '8', '30', 'countdown1');", SEC_FROM_MSEC);
</script><!-- END Javascript function for countdown -->
[2] In HTML view add the following text anywhere between the <body> and </body> tag
<div name="countdown1" id="countdown1">Test</div >
NOTE: you can add multiple countdowns by adding the above line again and then changing 'countdown1' to another name i.e. 'countdown2'.
Please try it
I hope this makes sense!!
| Composition | Hindus | Muslims | Christians | Sikhs | Buddhists | Jains | Others |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sex ratio* (avg. 933) | 931 | 936 | 1009 | 893 | 953 | 950 |

Many years ago elephants were not as they were now. There were white elephants and there were black elephants. The white elephants didn't like the black elephant because they were black and the black elephants didn't like the white elephants because they were white.
The two groups of elephants were always arguing with each other. They had many wars against each other becuase they hated each other so much but each time there would be no winner because both groups had similar strengths and weaknesses.
One day some high thinking elephants from the white group and some high thinking elephants from the black group decided to get together and talk about what they should do about the constant fighting between the two groups. The all decided that the best way to set up there own town away from the two groups, where they could live in peace.
The high thinking group went away and started to live a separate life away from the fighting.
Over time they began to mix with each other in their new town. Decades passed and new town started to thrive. A new type of elephant began to emerge. The grey elephant was more common than the black or white elephants. The elder elephants were very happy about the grey elephants because they thought that if all elephants were grey then there wouldn't be any reason for elephants to fight because all elephants would be grey.
The elder elephants of the town decided to organise a mega celebration to congratulate themselves on their acheivements.
It was the night of the celebration and all the elephants got ready to celebrate. As the night went on the elder elephants started to notice something.
There were two groups in the hall. One group stayed on one side of the hall and another group stayed on the other side of the hall.
After watching this for a few hours the elders decided to ask the two groups why they were standing away from each other.
One group shouted out "We hate elephants with BIG EARS!!!!"
The other group shouted out "We hate elephants with SMALL EARS!!!!"




